Awesome Forum -n From Australia - WA

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Do you know your cars

Do you know your cars

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each answer has a car model in its title?
1. What is the only sport where left-handed play is banned?
2. Which one word describes a book title by Frederick Forsyth, a class of British escort carrier and a role played by Diana Rigg in the 1960s?
3. Former Big Brother contestant Jade Goody believed which area of the UK was abroad?
4. What is the name of the planned rail service that will carry spectators from central London to the Olympic Park in 7 minutes.
5. Gracie Fields owned a villa on which island?
6. What is the musical term for “quick or lively”?
7. Which one word describes a Yorkshire TV documentary series of the 1970s, a space shuttle, and a number one album by ELO?
8. What name is specifically given to a Mediterranean wind that comes from the Sahara and reaches hurricane speeds in North Africa and Southern Europe?
9. In rowing, what is the name of the short-sleeved T-shirt with a front opening, where the opening and sleeve ends are trimmed in the colours of the club?
10. Which animal has varieties called trapdoor, yellow sac, and chinese bird?

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Do you know your cars

Clio mk 3 headlight beam

Your headlights need to be adjusted to throw the light at the correct angle and height, this is part of the MOT test so I wouldn't advise you to start adjusting them or you run the risk of the car failing its next MOT and blinding oncoming cars in the mean time!

You could take the car to an MOT station and ask them to check the lights are adjusted correctly.

But before that it would be wise to make sure the bulbs are seated correctly in the headlights (Youtube / Google)

Are the headlight lens's clear or are they starting to look a bit cloudy, if cloudy you can polish them up to make them clear again which will help the situation. (Youtube / Google)

Cheers.

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Clio mk 3 headlight beam

Loss of power when fuel is low - Help!!!!

Hello all,
Apologies if this has been answered elsewhere, but I couldn't find an answer using the search button, even though it looks like there are a few others with similar problems...

The car is a 2007 Renault Grand Scenic 1.6 Dynamique (if that's how you spell it..). And it's the 1.6 Petrol engine.

The problem...
Basically, as the fuel gets low (just above 1/2 a tank), it starts to feel a bit powerless and the engine starts cutting out under power. Starting the engine (both hot and cold) sometimes requires two pushes of the button, and it will sometimes cut out straight after starting unless a dab of throttle is applied it usually settles down after that.

The main issue is the cutting out under power. This gets progressively worse as the fuel gets lower. In the worst cases, it feels as if the speed limiter has kicked in - there's no power whatsoever. The car drives OK with gentle throttle usage, but pulling away from junctions, driving up hills or fast roads all become 'interesting'.

Our local garage had their auto electrician look it over and first thing they found was a faulty dephaser unit, which was replaced. Apart from a fault with the electronic handbrake switch (also replaced), no faults were logged by the ECU.
The reported MPG has also got a fair bit worse.

Our local Renault main dealer also had a good look (Bristol Street Motors in Derby) and couldn't find the root of the fault (the garage was very good - they didn't charge for the diagnostic as they couldn't find the fault!).

Has anyone any suggestions? My thoughts were is there something amiss with the fuel pump, but I can't find much info on the location of fuses/fuel pump relay/etc.
I keep seeing references to the crank sensor, but as it gets worse as the fuel gets low, it seemed a very long shot.

Any thoughts?

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Loss of power when fuel is low - Help!!!!

oil grade and quantity

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Laguna 2 door latch not engaging

Laguna 2 door latch not engaging

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My drivers door will only close after many attempts at banging it shut, from inside or outside. The door keep is solid and immovable, the catch mechanism is free and will easily latch on to a screwdriver and open again with the handle. I live next door to a repair garage (who know my car well!) and they took a look at it today, but said they got the same results as me and are mystified. The mechanism isn't worn, the spring is strong, the door is in the correct alignment, it latches on to a bar easily, BUT it just won't latch when closed. They doubted that a new lock mechanism would act any differently. (He did suggest welding it shut but I declined} I found a thread from 2013 where someone had the same symptoms but there was no reply. Please, can anyone make any suggestions or know what the problem is??

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53 plate Renault Laguna 2 1.9DCi initiale 120bhp

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Laguna 2 door latch not engaging

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2007 Grand Scenic steering problem

2007 Grand Scenic steering problem

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I have a 2007 Grand Scenic and I have recently noticed that the steering feels very light as if I was carrying a lot of weight in the back. It is almost as if I am driving on ice all the time. I have also noticed excessive wear on both front tyres....any suggestions to the cause ?

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2007 Renault Grand Scenic

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The Mistress

The Mistress

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My mate Dave put his girlfriend's name into his mobile as "Low Battery".
Now when his phone beeps and the wife picks it up she just says "Dave do you never charge your phone it's always beeping a Low Battery warning."

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This comment is composed entirely of recycled electrons.

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2005 Scenic II 1.5 dCi

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scuttle drains 07 grand scenic

scuttle drains 07 grand scenic

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Hi guys,was wondering if anyone can give me a detailed guide on how to unblock the 07 grand scenic scuttle drains,got in the car this morning and both footwells were drenched ????

Currently in tonyharding's garage:
2007 grand scenic 1.6 vvt

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WIN 2016 MotoGP Tickets with CHRIS KNOTT INSURANCE

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My Dog

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

He makes no contribution to the running or maintenance of the house.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out, work hard, and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.

My Dog is a Immigrant

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Mk1 Megane -IR key reprogramming & radio code input

So my renault megane Mk1 has a second IR key which I had to put new batteries in. It doesn't operate the locks or immobilizer on the car though.
I've read up on here and threads seem to say to hold the button on the dash to lock the car with the ignition on and the immobilizer light should start flashing on the dash to show the car code I should then be able to sync up the key.... But it doesn't do anything, however long I hold that button on the dash!

Can anyone help me with this?

My second problem is the original radio is in the car but that has also lost its code. I have obtained the code for the radio but it won't let me enter any numbers when I turn the radio on? It just flashes that first zero on the dash display. Can anyone help me explain why I can't enter the numbers or is the radio knackered?

Thanks,
Rob

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Mk1 Megane -IR key reprogramming & radio code input

Renault CO2 lowest emissions report!

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Laguna 2 alarm

After a battery charge from VERY flat, the alarm goes off when I put the card in but the car starts, obviously I can't drive around with siren and hazards. It also goes off when I open the bonnet, stops if I press down the bonnet switch but restarts when I let it go.
The fault has occurred before but usually goes away, not this time. I've tried the usual UCH fuse removal and battery disconnection, no joy.
Any clues? TIA.

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Laguna 2 alarm

Hello

Welcome to RenaultForums

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Hello

Thread Of The Week 50, December, 2015

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Choose from the topics (posts/threads) listed throughout the forum(s), and vote for your favourite post now.

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Do not try this at home

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Problems starting Clio MKIII 1.6 with video, electrics problem?

Hi Mike H025. I did disconnect the battery and removed it while trying (and failing) to find the TDC sensor.. so that is why the time on the clock is off.

I think the last journey it did was 10 miles each way, so not short-short, but semi short!?

I'll definitely try charging it though. Will hopefully be able to try tomorrow.. will post back. Thanks again.

Currently in Eternalstudent's garage:
2006 Renault Clio 1.6 Blue - Expression 16v

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Problems starting Clio MKIII 1.6 with video, electrics problem?

Megane 2005 Won't start

Not sure what you are asking

can they actually get into the system to diagnose it and its reporting no errors ,if so go for crank shaft sensor ,
Immobilizer fault would show up in the U C H (B S I/B C M)
Again depending what diagnostic machine they are using,some really wont read renault systems and report no errors,
When you say it wont turn over at times ,do you mean it wont crank,get them to test the brake and clutch switch wiring ,the clutch switch is on the clutch pedal bracket ,the brake switch is in the passenger side of the car below the glove box ,this is not easy to see but it is in that area ,these can be tested without removing with Renault diagnostic machines,dont know if other diagnostic machines can ,
Fuel pump wont work if crank signal is not present,
Again this should be able to be tested on live data even on cranking and it should show between 200 to 250 rpm (x 4 would equal engine running)this would show a crank signal and not needed to be checked by the exchange method (removing and replacing) this needs to be tried while starting
Have they tried easy start,to prove the engine is in running order and not in itself an issue
sorry might seem a long post but if you ask them the question and they can not give you an answer at least you will have some info to point them to where to look
But please remember to be very diplomatic how you put it over because us smart **** mechanics think we know everything when it comes to diagnostics (YEAH RIGHT),but we dont and could never do else we wouldnt need a computer and we could plug our fingers into the obd port ,,good luck with it ,

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Megane 2005 Won't start

Can Bikers Be Tempted To Go Electric ??

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Can Bikers Be Tempted To Go Electric ??

Porridge

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in her little chair at the table.She looks into her little bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!" she squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair..He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells... "For Christ's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first, it was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Mummy Bear who made the coffee, it was Mummy
Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Mummy Bear who set the damn table, it was Mummy Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water and food dish, and now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence,listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time...

I HAVEN'T MADE THE F*CKING PORRIDGE YET!!!"

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bmw 318 fiat doblo corsa mondeo (megane we dont talk about)mazda 6

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Porridge

Espace IV 2,2 dci, no power in 1 gear and loose power in uphill on higway

Hi

I am from Norway. Have a 2004 Espace (IV) 2,2 DCi (150 hp.
Have been searhing myself and in different workshops since June but still no solution so hopefully someone on the forum has a solution?

Fault codes on EGR and sensor for camshaft, these have been changed also diesel and air filter changed. No fault codes anymore. One garage (Renault) think it is a problem with diesel supply (air in system) another think it is the clutch (worn).

If the car is in 1 gear on flat ground it "jumps" but it is normally no problem to go ahead. If the car is in uphill (uphill start) then the engine dies (no power). The strange thing is that if I try the same uphill in reverse it is no problem with the car.
When driving on the highway the car is not so strong in uphills and when giving power the car is "jerky"; sometimes I must change to one lower gear.

The big problem is now that the car is useless, if I have a stop in uphill I cannot get loose again.

Hope for some good answers.

Best regards
Lars from Norway

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Espace IV 2,2 dci, no power in 1 gear and loose power in uphill on higway

New air filter + cat back Clio 1.2

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New air filter + cat back Clio 1.2

espace fuel cap release not there!

Re: espace fuel cap release not there!

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If it is the same as my Laguna it will be there but difficult to see ..get a torch and look again ...once you do get it open give the locking pin a good clean then spray with a good lubricant

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fuse for ciggarite lighter socket megane mk111

Re: fuse for ciggarite lighter socket megane mk111

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try fuse 3 interior fusebox row with the most fuses in 3rd one up ,if its not that one then will need size of your engine,fuses under bonnet should also do lights so if lights working should not be that one

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bmw 318 fiat doblo corsa mondeo (megane we dont talk about)mazda 6

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Megane I - Heater Blower Fan

I've just bought a Renault Megane Mk1 today for little cash. I was made aware of all the problems when buying and went ahead.
One of the problems is that the heater fan doesn't work within the car....I thought this would be an easy solution and watched some videos on youtube etc but they all seemed to relate to the Mk2 Megane.

I think I've now discovered that the Mk1 fan is beneath the scuttle panel near the windscreen wipers?

How the HELL do I get it out of there??

Could there be any other places I should check first to see if they are the solution? (checked the fuse, wasn't that)

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Megane I - Heater Blower Fan

merry cmas

merry cmas

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A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland. Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note... not too romantic and not too personal. Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pa...ir of sexy knickers for herself at the same time. Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Chris unknowingly got the knickers. Good old Chris sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter. Dear Maggie, I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly noticed any marks. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing. Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date. All my love, Chris P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.

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Forum email replies

Hi Folks, here we go again.

Is anyone having issues with RFs email replies again?

This so far looks to be only affecting members on Virgin media.

But you Guys might know different.

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Viva

Quote:

Originally Posted by ours2012 Has any one had a look at the new Vauxhall Viva looks nothing like my old one ,all the panels on this are the same colour cant see any rust no masking tape holding the head lights in and think it will go faster than 60mp

What did you have..HA/HB/ I had both of those plus a HB with a 1600cc canted engine which was from the Victor iirc

I converted the solex carb to a inch and a half SU on an elbow..ran great with that on it once I had sorted the needle and jet out..good times never to return..

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cleo 2001 central locking

cleo 2001 central locking

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I have just bought another cleo as a Lerner car for my daughter, running fine looks fine. I have 2 ( reputation manual key) all locks work fine, central locking works fine of button, what's the cheapest way of getting a fob to work cental locking thanks for Answers in advance

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renult cleo 2001 1.2

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Renault Scenic II Rear wiper swing arm adjustment

Hello group ...

I am new to all of this, and hopefully someone will have the answer I need.

On our Scenic II, the rear wiper swing arm needs to be adjusted as it drops too low when in its resting position, and is damaging the blade and the body work.

I know that the best option is to remove the arm from the spindle and make the necessary adjustment, however I have found it impossible to access the spindle.

Looking forward to some bright sparks.

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Accessing the wires under the driver and passenger

Accessing the wires under the driver and passenger

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Hey lads went to access the wires under both the passenger and driver seats in my renault Megane 2008 hatchback and found that the plugs seem to be down in a hole under the seats is there a way to get them or are they clipped to something

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Can We Really Say This

21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.

Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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Renault master 2.5 dci

Hi we have a master van 2.5dci turbo and it's loseing water straight into the oil at a speed you can see, now I've been told that there's internal core plugs behind the external core plugs and I was just wondering If this is true or if there's something else going on I can't see it being headgasket as I mean the water runs straight into the oil when it's cold any ideas or thoughts would be great cheers ben

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scenic 2002 1.8 16v idle issue

scenic 2002 1.8 16v idle issue

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Hi i have a scenic 1.8 16v 2002 and it starts with no problems drives ok but when i come to a stop i.e traffic lights etc the revs drop down to below zero and stalls but sometimes it stays alive and slowly creeps back up to just above 500 rpm can anyone help

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2002 renault scenic 1.8 16v privilege plus

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HELP!!! megane cutting out problem???

hi all thanks in advance for reading i took car down motorway and it seems like every 8 mile / 8 minutes it cuts out loses all power ,but starts back up straight away then drives for another 7/8 minutes and cuts out again i have blocked off egr valve to the cylinder head it has brand news alternator and battery is fully charged know lights are coming up on dash board and diagnostic just showing egr malfunction but sure this is undeleted code from previous problem two different AA guys have looked at this and are baffled / don't know wot it could be as when it is stationary its fine only cuts out when driving any help appreciated andy

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Tyson Fury is the heavyweight champion of the world!

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Diesel injector plug/connector replacement

Hi Everyone,

I have accidentally broke the injector plug on my Laguna mark III 2.0dci, and had to replace it.

Here is a short step by step slideshow in case anyone needs it:
https://youtu.be/afMX1q8CSjM

This should work on other models as well, which use the same/similar plug or connector.

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Scenic Hubs

Hi Everybody,

This is my first post and I would like to ask if anyone on here would know if it I could fit a 5 stud hub from a later Mk3 Scenic to my Mk2 Scenic stub axles, the reason for this conversion would be there are more 5 stud wheels out there, then 4 stud

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Max load question in boot - Megane Coupe 3

Hi all,

Need to move some Kitchen Floor tiles in my Coupe and now that they're in the car I'm wondering if I'm over the limit. I've the back-seat down and have 17 boxes of tiles and 4 bags of grout in the back of the car.

Altogether I've about 480 kg and the car is obviously noticeably lower at the back! I'm worried about making an hour and a half run with them if I'm way over the limit. Based on the info from the door card below about the rear axle allowing 920 kg..... am i OK with this?

If i am OK, should i be upping the tyre pressure?

The door card says

1. Max Authorized Load - 1728kg

2. GTW (Gross train weight: vehicle
fully loaded, with trailer) - 3028kg

3. MPAW (Maximim Permissible
Weight) for front axle 990kg

4. MPAW on rear axle. 920kg

thanks

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Scenic 52 plate alarm sounding

Scenic 52 plate alarm sounding

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Hi, since replacing my dead battery to my 2002 Scenic with a new one, my alarm is sounding on entering the car.I am not able to reset the alarm, Haynes manual suggest the is a isolation switch in glove box with key socket, my model does not have this. When alarm is sounding the hazards lights flash but engine is not imobilised.
Can any one please help?
Thanks
paul

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renault scenic 1

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OBD Reader - Parking sensors

OK, Thanks. Thought £7 was too good to be true!

My Parking sensor fault:
Its on a 2006 Automatic G/Box Scenic with Renault factory fitted front and rear parking sensors.
When working, it works fine for a while. Then it starts giving a random beep every now and again (the system is always on, to warn of pedestrians / cyclists etc being too close). Then when I'm getting really peeved with the random beeps, the system seems to go into a fault mode, where on starting the car (whether in park or not) The rear speakers give a 3 second beep, and the parking sensor system no longer functions at all.
If I disconnect the battery, the system appears to re-set, but I have to reprogram the radio code and re-set the electric windows etc. I dont really want to pay big wads of cash to get Renault to tell me whats wrong. I've tried listening to the sensors for clicking, but it only works with the engine running, so that's a little tricky.

Dunno what to look for to find the source of the fault.

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No what

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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ****ed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal."How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says:
"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

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laguna mk 1 missing one one cylinder.

Re: laguna mk 1 missing one one cylinder.

What are you classing as number one ,on renault number one is gearbox end,so P0301 would be gearbox end and P0304 timing cover end same as on citreon and pugs,its a french thing,its because we wont all eat frogs legs or their posh snails

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Espace 2004 Bonnet stuck

Espace 2004 Bonnet stuck

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Hi I am hoping someone can help,
We have just refitted an alternator as it ceased to work, after we installed the refurbished original one we had to put some charge in the battery as it was drained, we tyres starting the car but didn't start straight away so we boosted the charger but when I inserted the key card no lights came on the dashboard so we are thinking we may have blown a fuse, we checked all fuses known to us and all are ok so we are stuck on this one now.
As it started to rain we closed the bonnet but now we cannot get it open again if you can help with any of these issues we would really appriciate it.
Thanks

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renault espace 2004 2.2l dci

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Mk3 megane ignition but wont start

So I have an mk3 megane on a 10 plate 1.6 I music and if I put the card in and press start it simply clicks and there is no response from the engine.

I lifted the bonnet to see if there were any signs or some hope. When I have the card in the engine sounds like an electronic buzzing.

I have no clue, it's not the battery as lights work but the radio does not. Anyone got any ideas !

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Renault scenic with problems

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Dash fuse location

Dash fuse location

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We are stuck and need to find the location of the dashboard fuse, we have just refitted an alternator and now looks like the dash fuse has blown but we cannot find out from anywhere where it it, could someone please help ASAP.
Thanks.

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Swap Delphi to a Bosch pump Clio 3

Unless you intend to keep the motor over 100K I wouldn't bother.
Delphi pumps had horrendous problems when they first came out but times have moved on.
Plenty running with 100K on.
If you are looking at increasing the odds of the pump keeping going....
Fuel additives for additional lube
Two stroke as an additive
Stick a new Delphi pump on before the old one dies.

Filter in the return lines would need to be fine and would not protect the injectors should the pump self destruct.

No idea if a Bosch would swap in without issues.

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Scenic 1.6 16V

My scenic was going fine and then one day it suddenly started revving up to 3000 rpm and when I press the accelarator it cuts out and strugglea to restart I have to keep pumping the accelaerator and then hold it to the floor before it starts and then it sputters and you notice very strong fuel smell. I have allready changed the MAP sensor but no change.

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2003 scenic

2003 scenic

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Hi all I have a very wierd sensation with my scenic s suspension and hard to describe, basicallly when i go over something like a pot hol bump etc on the near side it seems to want to pull over to the right and it clonks a bit
thanks
Jeff

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Great advice for American drivers

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Scenic 1.9 dci wont start after check injector fault warning / breakdown

Scenic 1.9 dci wont start after check injector fault warning / breakdown

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Advice please my 56 plate scenic1.9 dci broke down with check injector fault after accelerating from roundabout . Now wont restart unless priming engine with bulb but then dies unless still pumping bulb checked tank and sub frame for a slave deisel pump not got one also tried fuel pressure sensor as that fault came up when aa pluged in advice please

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Scenic 1.9 dci wont start after check injector fault warning / breakdown

Password

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Mk3 megane 1.6 i music, no power!

Well, yesterday I cleaned out my baby top to bottom, filled her back to the brim only to go out this morning and find it won't start.

Power to dash but not the radio. Light all work as does alarm

When I place my keycard in, then press start there is simply a small click near the fusebox everytime I press start.

I opend up the bonnet as I'd wiped it all over the day before to get it all shiney and there is also a humming/buzzing noise coming from what sounds to be from the back centre of the engine bay. The only thing is different is the fact it got a full tank of Super unleaded petrol.

Any ideas what could be wrong ?

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Funny Advert

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Diet

Yesterday I was at my local Tesco store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's **** and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Pick N Pay

Better watch what you ask retired people………………………………..

They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.

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Charming xmas story

A Charming festive story......

Long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves got sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the sick elves.
Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs Claus told Santa that her mum was going to come and visit.
This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out,heaven knows where. More stress.
Then he began to load his sleigh, when one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the floor and scattered the toys.
Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of tea and a shot of sherry. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had drunk all his booze and there was nothing to drink.
In his frustration, he dropped his tea pot and it shattered into a million pieces and all over the kitchen floor. He got his broom to sweep all the bits up only to find that the mice had eaten the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cursed on his way to the door.
He opened the door to see a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Isn't it a lovely day today Santa? I brought you a lovely Xmas tree. Where shall I stick it?" And that, my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree

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Renault F1 Saga

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Christmas

Christmas

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Dear Turkeys, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too.
Sincerely, women.

__________________

Lord, Keep Your arm around my shoulder, And, Your hand over my mouth!

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1998 Renault Laguna Nevada Break

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How to remove the hand break

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How to remove the hand break

Megane rear fog light issue!!

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Megane rear fog light issue!!

air compressor lost its pressure simple fix

air compressor lost its pressure then this could be your problem solved

first remove the main plastic cover
remove the air filter if need be just unscrews on most
next disconnect the out let feed pipe

put a mark you can see for alignment this is so you dont put it all back in reverse each section you uncover make a mark before you remove
next undo the 4 bolts holding on the head do not remove then gently lift the head

once the head is off and you mark any gaskets before you remove them its easy to get them back to front

you will come to this as you can see part of the valve has snapped but if its not it may need a good clean stopping the valve from closing correctly normally cause by a broken filter

all i did was to buy a feeler gauge blade set took out a .011 blade you can try with the next lower or higher cut the blade to size insert and refit any gaskets you have removed then gently lower the head with bolts in place this helps keep all the gaskets in line
if you have kept everything in line you should be ready to go my first attempt was not perfect so i did it again i did a quick test before i refitted the cover
the last picture if you want to go further to clean the piston remove that gasket take the piston to its lower point smear a tiny amount of grease around the bore raise the piston to the top clean then lower the piston and any muck that fell down the pistons sides will be stuck to the grease
thats it as simple as that
Ron

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air compressor lost its pressure simple fix

Newbie with a problem on my Clio

Newbie with a problem on my Clio

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Hi I am a newbie, bought a Clio recently it's an 2005 55 plate new shape and its got probs already. Hatch does not open, rear wiper don't work, side mirrors not working and interior lights not working, appart from that nice drive )what s problem. Can any one help))

Currently in Tallsaj's garage:
2005 Renault Clio 1.6 dymanique

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Newbie with a problem on my Clio

Scenic 2000 Automatic Gear Stick Stuck

Hello,

Last night, when I arrived back home, I put the car into Park from Drive, but as I did so, the gear stick moved without any resistance at all and I instantly realised that something was wrong. It then seemed to get stuck in the "2" gear and I then couldn't move the stick at all. The car then wouldn't start up again and the brake pedal couldn't be pressed down.

I had a quick look on here and saw that there is a manual button release under the gear stick cover, which I pressed this morning. This allowed me to get the car back into Park. I've since played around with it and the car now "seems" to be working ok again.

Does anyone know what cause this problem? It's never happened before. I was wondering if I hadn't properly stopped before putting it into Park maybe?

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Scenic 2000 Automatic Gear Stick Stuck

Asda Petrol under £1 a Litre

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Retro fit Bluetooth Clio Tom Tom mk3

Good afternoon, I just purchased a 2011 Clio dynmique 1.2 16v Tom Tom. I love it but it really annoys me that it doesn't have BT or hands free calling.

It is fitted with the classic radio which looks a bit out of place because it doesn't match the gloss back trim. I think maybe the previous owner switched the head units before selling it on.

Any way I'm hoping a kind soul could answer a few questions for me.

1. Would it be enough to purchase a Renault head unit with integrated BT? I have seen them on ebay for £100

2. Is there a way of checking if my car was fitted with BT as standard or a factory option?

3. Looking at the 2012 brochure it sais BT was standard in this model. Was it standard in the 2011 range?

I'm hoping just buying a new head unit is enough. But then again these things always end up more complicated than they have to be.

Many thanks

Nods

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Grand Scenic rear wiper problem

Grand Scenic rear wiper problem

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I have a 2004 Renault Grand Scenic which has an intermittent problem with the rear wiper. It generally works when it is dry (not always) but after it has rained for short while it stops working which obviously is no use. Prior to this Scenic I owned another one which had the same problem is it a simple solution such as rain proofing the electrics?
The electric windows on the rear doors also do not work, what is it with Renaults they seem to be awash with electrical problems. I must be a glutton as

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2004 Renault Scenic 1.9dCi

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Grand Scenic rear wiper problem

Hello and a question on airbags

I'm normally found on the Bimmer forums tending to my 15 year old 3 series, but today it's a problem with my girlfriend's 3 year old Clio!

The car is full of water lying underneath the carpets, I've just unblocked the scuttles and they drained like a bathtub, so I'm reasonably confident that was the culprit. Now to dry it out I was planning to lift the carpet and drain as much water as I could.

Since there are airbags etc in the seats, is it just a case of disconnecting the battery before removing them? Or is there more that needs to be done to avoid getting error codes?

I took a few photos of the process as I went as I couldn't find any online:

You'll need a 16mm socket or spanner, a pair of waterpump pliers and a screwdriver.

Pull the rubber trim off and remove the pins from either side.

The pins sit inside a plug, pull the top up and then you can remove the whole thing.

Pull the cover off the wiper nut and back it off a couple of turns.

Using waterpump pliers, squeeze the wiper nut up against the nut. These came off fairly easily so this might not have been necessary but on an older car they can be a nightmare.

With both wipers removed and the cover off there was a big pool of water on each side. It's my understanding that if the scuttles are this badly blocked the area wells up and the water starts to flow in through the vents.

Stick a screwdriver down the drain and it should clear with a satisfying rush of water!

And again on the other side, both were completely blocked but took no effort to clear.

Reassemble in reverse order, making sure to align the wiper blades, which should go back onto the splines.

Apologies if this is in the wrong place, I think I'm quite limited with my zero post count!

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Hello and a question on airbags

Clio MK4 front bumper Carbon Part

Hi everyone - I have broken my MK4 carbon part that attached under my front bumper

I didn't see the drop kirb in the night but heard the CRACK

Anyone know where i am able to get a new one apart from Renault - anyone know anyone selling one????

Please help me :D x

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Clio MK4 front bumper Carbon Part

BLACK FRIDAY - 1080P Dash Cam's From £29.99

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which engine oil kangoo 2002 1.9D

Hi guys

i have a 2002 1.9D non turbo kangoo van

i am wanting to do a oil change but not sure which oils

the engine can use

i have been looking at

Mobil 1 5W-30 High Mileage Full Synthetic Motor Oil, 5 litre

and

5 LITRE CASTROL GTX HIGH MILEAGE 5W-40 ENGINE-OIL SAE 5W-40

can either of these be used and if so which would you recommend the van has 102,000 miles on

i want the best oil for my van that will help it see another few years

cheers :-D

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which engine oil kangoo 2002 1.9D

Neewb

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Banned

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Starting & Engine failure hazard

A few days ago the injectors warning light appeared and today the engine failure hazard warning appeared and now it is in limp mode until the garage look at it tomorrow as it is under warranty.
Previously / since it was purchased there has been a problem with it starting especially when its cold. After been taken to the garage for the 3rd time and saying the cant find anything wrong a Master Tech? came to look at the fault. They replaced the battery and glow plugs I think. It has been ok since then but still not starting as you would expect and now the weather is cold again the starting is getting worse.
I've had the car 8 month it is under a 2 year warranty. Is it possible to reject the car after this amount of time or get a replacement, seems I have had constant problems.

Thank you for any advice.

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Starting & Engine failure hazard

Heater fan sticking

Heater fan sticking

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My clio mk 3 heater fan is sticking. I have removed the glove compartment to get access to the fan resistor,when I wiggle the wires going into it nothing happens, removed the connectors had a look doesn't seem to be anything melted but when I tap the fan casing behind the resistor with a screwdriver the fan works when I switch the ignition off then on again sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't so I just tap the casing and it comes on. Any ideas why it's not working all the time?
Does this mean the fan is ok and it's some of the connectors causing the problem.

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Renault clio mk3 2007

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Heater fan sticking

So much for doing away with Tax Discs

Oh dear another government financial blunder.

According to figures the number of untaxed vehicles has doubled since the need to display a tax disc was abolished. The financial loss now amounts to around £80 million. The predicted saving of £10 million hasn't really materialised. In my opinion all the more reason to abolish it all together and apply the revenue required to the fuel duty.

See BBC link below.

http://ift.tt/1XjfXBF

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So much for doing away with Tax Discs

Clio Alize 1.4 16v os drive shaft

Hi. I've read a number of posts on drive shaft replacement ( it looks fairly straightforward) but none that I have seen have answered my question.

When removing the drivers side drive shaft will the gearbox oil drain out. I thought I saw somewhere that the male splined bit was was part of the gearbox rather than the shaft. Shaft has female spline?

Not sure if that makes sense..

Up shot will I definitely need oil? If so how much?

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Clio Alize 1.4 16v os drive shaft

Interior Light Removed

Removed the Interior light assembly today from roof lining to find a small circuit board, attached is a picture which houses the Board, Any ideas what it is? thought it was blue tooth at first.

Cheers Tony

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Renault Trafic 115 SL29, Ford Mondeo MK4 140 Titanium X

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Interior Light Removed

Radio stalk

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Radio stalk