On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear-everything there was!
Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went,where her husband ordered a Big Mac for her along with extra fries and a large chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie-the latest Star Wars epic,and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."
The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a man is there to hear her, he will get it wrong anyway.
Currently in Nottnoc's garage:
2005 Scenic Mk2 Dynamique 1.6 K4M 782. 1998 BMW K1100LTSE, 1972 Norton Commando, 2010 Trafic SL29 M9R782 115, Lots of tools, Camping Gear & Booze
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What Men Hear
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