Night Flight Blonde problem

On a flight to New York the flight attendant said to a lady sitting in first class, "Madam, I'm afraid you'll have to sit in the back since you have a coach ticket you should have a first class ticket to sit up here."
The lady responded, "Listen, I'm blonde beautiful, and I'm going to NY, and I'm sitting & staying in first class."

The two argued for a while but finally the flight attendant went and got the first officer - who came and said, " Madam, I'm afraid you'll have to move into the coach section since you have a coach ticket".

To which she replied, "Listen, sir, I'm a beautiful blonde, I'm going to NY, and I'm sitting in first class."

After they argued for a while the first officer gave up and went to get the Captain who said, "Oh I'll handle this. I'm married to a beautiful blonde."

So - the Captain went right up to her, whispered in her ear, after which she got right up and moved into the coach section, saying "well why the hell didn't they tell me that in the first place�"?

Both the flight attendant and first officer were shocked and asked the Captain "I don't get it sir, what did you say to make her move back to coach."

The Captain said, "It was easy enough, I just told her the first class section wasn't going to NY!"

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Night Flight Blonde problem