Shipwrecked or happy birthday Phil
Phil , a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible
shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there for a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.
One particular evening the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle;
a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to Phil . Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until Phil took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the
three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful Phil had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to the evening ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, Phil started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously and whispered in her ear..........
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
Currently in ours2012's garage:
bmw 318 fiat doblo corsa mondeo (megane we dont talk about)mazda 6
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Shipwrecked or happy birthday Phil
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