The power of Religion

From now on, I believe in the Prophet Muhammed.......................

I decided to go to the local mosque for the first time to see what it was all about:

I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said:

"By the will of Allah and the prophet Muhammed - you will walk today."

I told him I wasn't paralysed, I only had a small bunion on my left foot.

He came back and laid his hands on me and looking skywards, earnestly repeated his mantra

"By the will of Allah and the prophet Muhammed - you will walk today."

Once again, I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
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After prayers I stepped outside --- and bugger me ----

MY CAR WAS GONE!!!!

Currently in hondo's garage:
Toyota Auris 1.6 V-Matic SR. Red hot, toasty feet.

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The power of Religion