mercredi 17 février 2016

Bill gets a txt message.

Bill gets a txt message.

THE FIRST MESSAGE:
Hey Bill ---- This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night, when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I know. The temptation was just too much... I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me.
I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.

Regards, Alan.

THE ACTION:

Bill, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbour Alan dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.

He took out his phone where he saw he has a subsequent message from his neighbour.

Currently in Ralph's garage:
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Bill gets a txt message.

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