Another Male Bites The Dust

My wife left me.

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses; I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up, but the other day, when she came home from shopping and I looked at the receipt and saw 45£ in make up, I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that make up so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back....

Currently in ours2012's garage:
bmw 318 fiat doblo corsa mondeo (megane we dont talk about)mazda 6

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Another Male Bites The Dust