This guy went to the doctor and said to him "Doctor….I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but every time I f@rt, it sounds like the word "HONDA”.
“That’s interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could f@rt for me?” says the doctor. The guy says “Sure.” And sure enough, the doctor hears “HONDA”.
After several attempts to figure out what’s wrong with this guy, the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys f@rts say “HONDA.” It is a completely out of this world medical condition.
Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man to a dentist.
After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up the guys mouth and examining it.
The dentist says “A-haa!!!!….I have solved the problem.”
The patient says “What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc”…..The dentist replies “Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth.”
The guy says “Yeah….so….What has that got to do with my f@rts?”
The dentist replies, “Cant you see??….. Abscess Makes The F@rt Go HONDA”
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2005 Scenic Mk2 Dynamique 1.6 K4M 782. 1998 BMW K1100LTSE, 1972 Norton Commando, 2010 Trafic SL29 M9R782 115, Lots of tools, Camping Gear & Booze
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Sorry Corky, they made me do it,
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